Monday, 8 April 2013

Diaries Of A F*cking Mental Head #1

Contains language. So, easily offended? FOOK OFF THEN. 



Monday, April 1st, 2013: I can't really remember this day as I did not jot down what I did. Due to this I am assuming I did the usual; fuck all.

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013: I actually went out and did something today. I went and attempted to play some football (soccer) with a good friend of mine called Harry. Unfortunately, due to lack of practice, I was, hmm, how do I put this? Shit.

Oh and don't play football with a basketball, OK. It fucking hurts your feet.

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013: I edited my blog today. Turned it from weird, tacky looking shit heap into a nice, professional, website looking pile of awesomeness. Now I just need to purchase a custom domain.

Thursday, April 4th, 2013: Having done nothing interesting except write and edit, the only thing worth noting here is the fact it fucking snowed. AGAIN. For some reason we have warm weather then cold weather, then warm weather then cold weather. Warm here, in England, is anything above 2 degrees Celsius. As my good friend Harry said to me: 'if it's above freezing people walk around in their fucking speedos and bikinis; go sun bathing and swimming too.' One ray of sunlight and the entire population of fucking England gathers round it and starts worshipping it like some far off God from the Heavens. It's a joke. It was practically raining and people were wearing sunglasses. SUNGLASSES. In practically rainy weather. Only in England. Only in fucking England.

When the snow started out it was pathetic. It was like polystyrene falling from the sky. Small round balls of whiteness. Later on it started settling but even our snow is weird as fuck, just like all of the people who live in this damn country.

Friday, April 6th, 2013: I basically wrote a lot and went on twitter a lot. Not exactly that interesting. Oh, I sold my copy of Gears Judgment on eBay for a £24 (not bad, considering most new copies only go for a little big more) and went on a game buying spree. I bought Deadly Premonition (never played this so called 'work of art yet total fail) and I look forward to writing an article on my thoughts about it. I also re-bought Splinter Cell Conviction so I could replay it before Blacklist is released. I also re-bought it because, and this going to sound very sad; but I've been watching a lot of 24 recently and going back through all those awesome series made me want to play some sort of spy game. Yes I know. How chronic can you get? DON'T JUDGE ME, PLEASE.

Saturday, April 7th, 2013: I Basically got up, went downstairs, ate and then did nothing interesting for the rest of the day. Productive? Of course!

Sunday, April 8th, 2013: Sorted out some, uh, 'family' issues. Or at least tried to. I also got in some more football practice. I'm getting back to what I was before, although my fitness is still awful. I broke my a toe nail from toe-poking the ball too hard and thus my big toe was covered in blood. Nice.

That was my week. How was your week though? Tell all in the comments!

Your Review Poll Results

So last weeks Your Review poll was for Bioshock Infinite. The majority voted that they would give it a 9 out of 10
while everyone else voted 10/10. Yep, that's right; there were NO votes below 9/10. Shows it was an awesome game.

If you combine all the votes for each score and work out the mean, the average score that people would give it was: 9.2/10. 

The next Your Review poll is for God Of War: Ascension. 

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